Everyone knows that the appendix is an extra bit of the human body that we have evolved to no longer need. So much so that nobody has any ill effects from having it removed (you might have extreme ill effects if you don’t get it removed when you need to have it removed).

Anyway, several months ago (perhaps even a year or two ago), I was sleeping. While I was sleeping I had a dream operation. Not the “aliens abducted me and did tests on me” (I’m not crazy!) kind of operation. No, this was a genuine operation that took place in a dream. I’m not sure what the purpose of the operation was, but all I know is that I now either have a spare appendix, or they took something out of me… oh and it’s on the left hand side instead of the normal right hand side position for a normal appendix.

I think that they must have left me with an extra appendix or removed the left appendix that I somehow already had, because every once in a while, I get pains in my left side just where an appendix would be (if it were on the left hand side). I guess this is a bit like old men who talk about their old war wounds giving them gip.

Anyway, it was sore just a few minutes ago, but now it seems to be okay.

Maybe these dream doctors weren’t so bad after all.