Off she set with her goal in mind. She knew exactly where she was going. She didn’t quite know the way, but off she set. Knowing there would be troubles on the way, she took her trusty clothes peg. After a few minutes of wandering, she made it to a large green expanse. She knew she was headed in the right direction. On she went. Onwards over the patterned green plain. What was this? Another obstacle in the way. ‘How did I not see the towering legs?’ she asked herself. There was nothing for it, but to go over. Head leading the way, right arm next, then left arm. A quick shove with both legs and she was clear. She was getting closer to her goal, just a little further. More patterned green plain. Some discarded shoes. How long had they been there? Perhaps since the last explorer. Just a little further. ‘Finally’, she thought, ‘I’ve made it’. Pulling herself up to standing, she looked inside and saw what she had been searching for, a car. Leaning over, she reached in. Could just touch it. Stretch, ooh, nearly there. Got it. Oh no, my legs, I can’t touch the floor. Daddy, please help, I’m stranded with my legs in the air falling head first into the Safeway greenbox!