People always say done mix the vine with the grain. This is good advice if you want to avoid a painful hangover. However there are other things that you should not drink. Much like things not to do in the shower there are the three categories of outcome; angry wife, physical injury or the something much worse option.

  • Cleaning products: These fall into the second category, but can also fall into the first if your wife was just about to wash the floor.
  • Things that you don’t know where they came from. Mainly comes into the second category.
  • Other peoples drinks. Definitely falls into the second category.
  • Breast Milk (unless you’re a baby). Only falls into the first category, but depending on your wife or child, can quite easily get into the second category.
  • Vinegar juice that has been cunningly disguised to look like Apple Juice. This falls into all three categories. The wife will shout at you for wasting good vinegar. Category 2 because of the inevitable reaction to taking a big swig of vinegar juice. Category 3 because vinegar is just evil when drunk.

You might think that once you’ve put the concentrate in the bottom of the cup and filled up with lots of water that the taste of the vinegar would be somewhat mitigated, but you are wrong. The taste of vinegar is one of those things that could probably survice a nuclear holocaust (much like cockroaches).
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